Class Verification Date.
Your professor has verified the roster. Anyone who ever attended the class has been accounted for with the Registrar, including those who have since dropped the class. Our roster is now set.
End of Last Drop/Add Period.
To leave the class now, you’ll have to Withdraw through the Registrar. Discontinuing attendance IS NOT withdrawing, it’s merely accumulating absences and increasing the likelihood you’ll earn an F for the semester. So, if you decide to drop, do so formally, and early, while there is still no grade penalty.
The World’s Simplest Card Trick, in which your professor attempts to demonstrate that the world is an amazing place and we are all miraculous.
In which the mysteries of Number/Amount and Less/Fewer are explored and unraveled. Does Trader Joe have more olive oil or more olive oils?
Driving home the message that we can be completely wrong and still fair, and that we can be absolutely correct but still unfair.
Your favorite NFL players are toking, and you get to (re)write about it. A little bit of homework to keep you busy for about an hour.